I got the flu. I’ve pretty much been tied to my bed (in the not-so-interesting way) for two days now. Feeling sick sucks, but there’s one thing that makes it bearable: hours and hours of watching naughty pics and vids, fooling around, being naked under a blanket, and orgasms galore.
Recap first. Yesterday, I told you guys about my plans for the first day in bed. tl;dr version: lots of porn, lots of toys and lots of teasing, all building up to one big orgasm right at the end of the day. Well… it surely was a good one.
I started off nice and easy. Some slow teasing, some erotic stories and videos, a couple of drawings. But that didn’t last too long. Before dinner time, I was already on the verge. Edging. Watching a video, get myself close, turn the video off and easing down. I must have done that at least a hundred times.
Edging is fun, but it blurs my brain. I lose track on what is just sexy and what is plain kinky. I started walking around my apartment with the windows and curtains open. Took photies of myself, not just to send to Jackie (I’ll explain that in a bit), but also just for keepsies. Played videos without headphones on, hoping the neighbors wouldn’t hear it. And went out on a ciggie run wearing the shortest shorts I’ve ever worn, ones I wouldn’t normally even wear to the gym.
Right, back to Jackie. Jackie (that’s what I call her here on my blog, for privacy reasons obvs) is my lesbian BFF. Totally wasted drunk last Saturday night, I promised her I’d send her a few nudes some time. Well… they weren’t just nudes. I knew she was at work, but I still sent her videos of me undressing, teasing pics of my giggly bits, and even close-ups of my toys chilling inside me. She still hasn’t texted me back. Poor girl.
When it got dark outside and I could finally close the curtains, I let go of pretty much every limit. I logged onto Skype just to see who still used it. No one does, of course, except for the little brother of a former bf, who had always been trying to catch us in the act when I slept over – but never succeeded. Apparently, he used Skype for naughty purposes alone, ‘cuz his profile picture was a rather disturbing one of his (cute!) barely legal boy toy. I asked him if he wanted to see a fun show, which he obviously did. I dunno how, but just a few minutes later, I was lying naked on my bed, my laptop between my legs, rubbing myself while looking at him playing. I talked dirty about fucking his brother, and played until he shot his entire load over his belly. Then I poofed offline grins.
Normally, when I do something silly ‘cuz I’m too damn horny, I shake my head, giggle at myself and make it stop. But not yesterday. I did some swiping on Tinder and sent every match a private collection of pictures. I recorded voice notes of me faking an orgasm (they knew, they just wanted to hear). I’ve seen dick pics of like 16 different people yesterday. But then I got bored.
I needed something more. Something I wouldn’t ever even remotely think of doing. I grabbed my biggest toy, one that’s often even too big to put between my legs. I rubbed some oil on it and put it on the floor, and hovered my body over it. Mind you, I’ve had stuff up my butt before. Small toys, mostly, or fingers, and the occasional tip of a dick. Nothing would go in more than a few inches, though. Guess I’m not as relaxed as I can be when something is trying to get up there (fuck me, right?!). But I wanted this to work. It took me like half an hour, but eventually, I felt my butt cheeks touch the floor. I was screaming like a little girl, swearing like a saylor, and rubbing myself like a porn star to make it work. But it worked. I started slowly sliding up and down, and it actually got easier. After a while, I was bouncing, my butt slamming into the floor every second. It hurt like hell, but there was such a deep feeling of fckyeah, I couldn’t stop.
When it was close to midnight, I had to cum. I had already soaked three pairs of panties, my nipples were red from pinching them and my ass felt like it was on fire. I grabbed all my toys, played a random porn video (I couldn’t even find stuff that turned me on any more, that’s how far I was gone) and lied down on my bed. And then I fucked myself. One toy inside my pussy, one in my ass, and a vibrating one on my love button. My body had got so used to edging, that it took me minutes and minutes to get there – but when I did, I exploded. I screamed, I fell off the bed, rolled over the floor. The orgasm lasted for minutes, easing down before coming back up again. I know I told you guys about my bestest ever orgasm not too long ago, but this one easily topped it. It was amazeballs.
Today was a lot different. I couldn’t bring myself to teasing another full day, so now I just give in whenever the urge arises. Which happens a lot. Like during writing this post, and proooooobably again after I finish it. I’ve had 17 so far, so I might break my record of 24. I haven’t worn any clothes, except for when I went out and got myself some food. I came in the hallway on my way back.
I’ve started to feel a bit better today, but I’m kinda hoping I can take another slow day tomorrow. Who knows what’s gonna happen then =D
Sep 6, 2017 8:13 pm
Looks like the flu makes you naughtier than usual, playing with ex’s brother was naughty as hell.
Sep 6, 2017 8:29 pm
haha i don’t know what got into me.
Sep 7, 2017 1:02 am
Damn
Sep 7, 2017 9:14 pm
🙂 I follow many fabulous poetesses and erotic writers on WP and you are definitely the most entertaining!