It’s not a secret that I love to go out in public, wearing as few clothes as possible, or find a spot where I can get fully naked. That works great in summer, but now it’s November, and it’s getting a lot colder, and that’s a bit of a problem. OR IS IT?!!?!??!?
Spoiler: it isn’t. Sure, I can’t go commando wearing nothing but a summer dress, and I can’t go to the park and get rid of that as well. But there’s other things I can do.
Let’s start with my awesome winter coat. It’s long enough to cover part of my upper legs, it has a hoodie I can bury my entire head in, and it’s like reallyREALLY warm. Oh, and it’s really tight around the waist so I look totally fab in it.
As for shoes, I usually take my good-old Uggs. They’re really warm as well and they’re super comfy. Plz don’t hate on Uggs, they’re awesome.
On to the good stuff, then. As much as I love going commando, I have to wear some undies when it’s cold outside. Gotta protect the important stuff, right? But I have tons to choose from, so I usually pick the tiniest, most see-though piece I can find.
And then there’s the leggings, which are important ‘cuz I can’t have my legs exposed like that (for weather reasons, obviously). However! I got a few of them that barely even cover my butt when I pull them all the way up… Imagine how it would look when I pulled them down, as far as possible without them showing up under the coat.
And that’s allllllll there’s to it. No top, no bra, no pants, just this. And then it’s time to hit the big, evil world outside.
When I go out like this, I have to keep reminding myself not to bend over, and not to sit down, and to watch very carefully that no one is directly behind me when I go up stairs or escalators. And that’s hard enough as is when it’s Saturday and the entire world has gone to the mall.
But there’s more. If I undo the lowest button of my coat, that gives me juuuust enough room for my hand to slide in between the two halfs. I can only do that in less busy alleys and stuff, of course, but I can.
And obviously, I can still hide in changing rooms. It’s a really fun sight when unbutton my coat and look in the mirror: the gap between my thighs, my lil girly bits through the fabric of my panties, and my boobs hanging free. I’d do me!
I’ve actually done all of this today, and I could easily have gone bananas in the changing room, but I was having way too much fun to spoil it with a quick orgasm. ‘Cuz another great thing about autumn is that I can crank up the heat in my bedroom, ditch the few clothes I was wearing anyway, and get to watching videos and doing some naughty blogging. Which is exactly what I’m doing right now 😉
So. Remember. If you ever see a girl dressed in a long coat, leggings and a pair of Uggs, don’t assume she’s just there shopping. She may well be very, very naked.