Guys… I was gonna write another post. I really was. I was gonna tell you a cool story about something that happened in the past or something that I hoped would happen in the future. But you know what? I’m literally too horny to actually write something.
Sooooo this is gonna be the shortest post ever. No header image, no throwbacks to other posts… you’re just gonna have to do with the thought of me hitting Publish, getting on my bed, and get to it.
*grins* mwah!
Nov 16, 2017 10:52 pm
I think you’re lovely. (Btw Belle if you want to see my legs lol, I just uploaded a post)
Dec 4, 2017 5:47 am
Possibly the most honest blog post ever written. #following.
Dec 7, 2017 6:58 pm
hahaha feels like I had to say something 🙂
thanks!
Dec 8, 2017 5:03 am
Next time come over and make out, we’ll post it and kill two birds!
Dec 15, 2017 2:23 am
Lol I totally feel this, I have way too many followers, am also closeted, and my horny gay stuff is too horny even for horny men (in my opinion, at least) so I just kinda get angry that I can’t talk. (Which is why I made that other blog too haha)
Dec 15, 2017 9:00 am
Still to horny to blog?
Jan 26, 2019 11:03 am
Head doc