Over the years of my adult existence, I’m fairly positive that some people have seen my panties in situations in which there was no real need for it. I know for a fact they have on a few occasions, and I’m pretttttttty sure it’s happened too on a bunch of others. Here’s some of my wardrobe malfunctions!
# bendin’ ‘n stretchin’
I tend to wear low-waist jeans. I don’t care they’re not always fashionable for the season, I think they show off my body better than high-waist ones. Call it a habit, or fashion statement, or laziness. I just like ’em.
But they come with one little problem. They don’t always fully cover the undies situation. Especially when bending over or stretching out. Especially when you’ve slightly forgotten about the fact you’re in a malfunction-prone outfit.
And ESPECIALLY when you’re entirely not aware of your thong having crept up wayyyy too high over the edge of the jeans already, then trying to reach a pack of chips wayyyyyy at the back of the wayyyyyyyyyy bottom shelf in the supermarket. And E.S.P.E.C.I.A.L.L.Y. when you turn your head after grabbing it and you clearly notice a group of boys staring at your butt, and one of their moms shaking her head as she walks away.
What, yes, that happened once, so what?
# up there
Different situations arise when it’s not the top bit you should be worrying about, but the bottom. Aka when you’re wearing a skirt. Now, we girls have this built-in panic mechanism when we wear skirts, making sure not to show anything that shan’t be shown at all times. But that mechanism does fail on occasion.
One time I know for a fact it did is when I was casually sitting at the bus stop, minding my own business with my headphones on, catching a glimpse of a guy sitting across the road, at another bus stop, staring at me. At first I thought he was like flirting, but then I realized I had been spreading and closing my legs for MINUTES at the rhythm of my tunes. He wasn’t looking at me, he was looking at my super convenient upskirt situation.
I did do this on purpose once or twice, especially to screw with guys’ minds in class. I don’t know if that counts, but it does now. I was just glad I was wearing any in the first place, this time ’round.
# walkin’ in
Either walking into a certain situation unexpectedly or being walked in on just as unexpectedly is GREAT if you wanna show off your cutie panties.
The latter has happened on multiple occasions, by roommates, guys from school after gym class, friends of roommates, and even friends of parents (in my defense, I thought I was home alone).
The first is even more awkward, and has taken place too. One of my male housemates (we shared a living room with 6 people) was having a Sunday morning get-together with his folks, something I was completely and utterly very much not at all aware of. So when Noëlle and her hungover thongy butt barged into the living room with two handsful of empty beer cans and a half-empty bag of winegums in her mouth, both his Mom, Dad, and little sister were… quite surprised, to say the least.
# walking out
The most awkward of my undie-showing moments happened in high school. Gym class was over, and I had been slightly late in getting out of the showers, pretty much to the annoyance of my BFF, who had been waiting for me to finish up. I rushed packing my things and followed her out.
It took the b*tch until we had COMPLETELY left the gym area, walking right among dozens of laughing and staring high schoolers, to tell me I had slightly forgotten a vital bit of clothing in the locker rooms. Never had so many people seen my (thankfully really cute!) panties at once.
Have you had any wardrobe malfunctions, intentionally or not so intentionally? Drop me a comment!