Naughty shopping

Those of you who have been following my blog for a while, probably already know one of the things that get me going goooooooood is doing stuff in public that people aren’t supposed to do in public. And the easiest way to do that, is while going shopping. I’ll explain!

So first things first. I don’t know why, but I love being naughty where other people might be able to see me. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want them to see me, but the possibility of that happening does weird things to my brain. That’s why, for example, I did this. And this. And even this o.O

But while some of that stuff is… dodgy, to say the least, there’s ways to get freaky amongst people without too much risk. And that’s why I love living where I live, close to the main shopping street of my city. Because shopping streets have a lot of clothes stores in them. And clothes stores sell clothes, that people have to try on first. And so someone thought: hey, let’s create cubicles where people can undress with a fair amount of privacy. And that’s a gooooooood idea \o/

The first time I made use of this awesome invention, it wasn’t necessarily intentional. I was just shopping randomly, not even looking to buy something. When I got into the fitting room of some boring shop that had like one cute top, I coincidentally received some dirty pictures from a guy I was texting with at the time. And I sat there in the fitting room, and I was looking at the pictures, and I was like: this store sucks, no one is here, I’m cut off from the rest of the world (at least by some curtain), and I have a dick pic in front of me. Why not go for it?

After that first time, I realized this was the perfect way to deal with my silly habit of doing things in public. I mean: it’s still public, there’s people walking around, there’s people working, there’s people chatting. Yet in all my shopping years, I’ve never had someone just open the curtain or door, not even by accident. It’s a solid plan.

So I started doing it more often. I’d pick out the hours when not too many people were shopping, like weekday mornings. I’d pick stores that had large fitting rooms, possibly even with a seat in them, and lots of mirrors. I’d walk around the shop for a while, grab a bunch of clothes I might actually buy and hide myself behind the curtain, or door, or whatever it was that blocked the view. And I would get to it.

After a while, however, even this got boring. So I went and started to challenge myself. No more Tuesday mornings, no more super safe rooms with locked doors. I did Saturday shopping, when everybody else in the country does the same thing. I picked the shops with curtains instead of doors, preferrably with a pretty big gap between the floor and the edge of the curtain, so I could see the legs and feet of the people walking by. It doesn’t make it easier to get where you want to be (really, sometimes the thrill of doing it makes it almost hard enough to not be able to finish), but it makes it so much more interesting.

I still do it every now and then. I did it last Thursday night, when quite a few people are shopping, in a lingerie store. All it took was a quick stroll through the shop, a random selection of panties and bras, a few minutes of waiting for an empty fitting room, and a fair bit of screw this, I don’t care.

It’s easy. It’s scary. It’s just a heck of a lot of fun. Girls, I strongly suggest you try it some time (if you haven’t already). And guys, if you prepare well, I’m sure you could pull it off too. Just ignore the possibility of someone randomly stepping into the room, and enjoy the minimum amount of privacy those rooms give you. I promise, it’s addicting!