Cleaning is FUN ;)

Cleaning suxxxxx. Let’s face it. It’s boring, it takes up ages of your time, and even though the result is usually nice, it still feels like you can start over again the second you’ve finished. Luckily, I’ve found a way to make it more fun. A LOT more fun.

I’ve picked today as cleaning day. It’s a gorgeous day, so drying my clothes will be quick n easy out on the balcony, and I won’t get cold when I’m wearing… well… nothing at all. I’ll get to that, let’s start cleaning!

Laundry

I usually start with doing laundry. It makes the most sense, ‘cuz the machine has to run for a while so you can do other things (wink) while it’s at it. It’s also the best excuse to get rid of whatever clothes you were still wearing. Oh, and you know that thing where girls sit on top of washing machines and go bananas? That’s actually a thing. I can’t go all the way like that, but ngngngggggnnngng those vibrations are intense!!

Vacuum

I hate vacuuming. Those things are so loud, and there’s barely any visible result of your actions. But after i’ve seen a certain type of actress perform a certain type of act with a certain type of cleaning device, I’ve been obsessed with them. It’s ridiculously intense to get anywhere near the good spots, but it’s perfect for a bit of teasing. Oh, and sicne it’s so loud, nobody will ever hear you moan.

Dishes

I don’t hate doing the dishes, but it’s still a pretty lame job. Unless you’re naked and you give yourself foam pasties and foam panties. By the time the dishes are done, I’m soaked (in more ways than one). Better watch out, guys: Noëlle is definitely slippery when wet.

Dusting

Even in the naked cleaning department, dusting is pretty boring. There’s no water or any vibrating devices involved, so one has to be creative. Or, you know, simply bring their own vibrating device. Try focusing on dusting the tv table when the screen is showing some girly group action and the bzzzzzzzzing between your legs is legit.

Makig the bed

Making the bed itself isn’t too interesting at all, but it’s the best feeling in the world to get on top of a new set of sheets, lay your head on a clean pillow case, spread your legs and do some relaxing for a few.

Windows

Window cleaning is extremely dangerous. Windows are made to be see-through, and most of them work both ways. I live on the third floor of my apartment building, so people out on the street can’t really see me, but the ones living in the building across the road definitely can. There’s no hiding, you simply have to accept the fact that you’re going to be seen. As long as they like what they see…

Mopping

I’m pretty sure they invented mopping for girls like me. Have you ever been on one of those home-made garden water slides? It’s just that. The floor gets slippery, Noëlle gets slippery, things keep slipping and sliding. I’ve injured myself on multiple occasions, but I’ve also learned that I can get pretty close to orgasming by just rubbing myself against a table leg. Happy little accidents!

Trash

Trash has to be taken out, and that’s best done with actual clothes on. I love taking risks, but between my front door and the dumpster downstairs, there’s just too much going on. But I always try to do at least something. Going commando, wearing a see-through top, bringing one of my toys, anything. Today, I’ll probably put on my kimono. Anyone up for some elevator flashing?

Shower

I usually end with cleaning the shower, because that’s the most risky job. Not in terms of getting caught, but because I won’t be able to control myself. To clean the shower, I need to pick up the shower head. And when I pick up the shower head, I’m going to aim it at certain body parts. And I won’t be able to stop aiming until I’m squirming all over the place. It’s just physically impossible.

Oh well. At least I’ll be clean, too 😉

Am I the only one, or do you guys spice up boring tasks with kinky stuffs too? Let me know!