All about the panties

There’s so many kinds of underwear. And every one of them has its own special treats. Some are awesome for sleeping, some work magic on boys, and others just make girls want to touch themselves all over. Let me tell you about my favorites!

.boyshorts

Boyshorts are cool. They don’t scream “hey boi, look at me, sex me”. They’re just chill. And they’re perfect for chilling, too. For sleeping in. For lazy Sundays with sweatpants and a book. For lazy Sundays without sweatpants. I can wear a tank top and shorts and nothing else, walk down the stairs to get the mail, say hi to the neighbors on the way back and no one bats an eye. They can be sexy, but they’re not meant to be sexy.

Oh and! They’re perfect for putting a batman logo on them ^o^

.hipsters

Hipsters are a girl’s answer to boyshorts. They’re generally slightly smaller, and they are meant to be sexy to some degree. They still hide a lot, but butts come out in them so damn well. In theory, you could do the same things wearing hipsters as wearing boyshorts, but all hipsters I own whisper “hey, hey, psssh, look at my ass! isn’t it awesome?” all the time.

.panties

Panties are panties. I think they’re usually a bit… boring. They show more butt than hipsters do, but it’s not like they’re inviting people to look at them. But there are some exceptions, like the ones with straps that go around the hips instead of just a band of fabric, or ones that aren’t entirely symmetrical and just kinda lean to one side. But in general, they’re for people who don’t really care about what kind of underwear they’re wearing. And that’s not me.

.thongs

I love thongs. I really do, I even wrote this post about them. Thongs are ridiculously sexy. You can barely see them from the back, and they’re tiny at the front. The feeling of having something between your buttocks when you’re walking around is just hot. I usually wear thongs when there’s even the slightest chance people will get to see me without pants on. Think partying, dates, you name it. Walk across a hallway wearing a tank top and a thong, and people will expect you to be the sluttiest thing they’ve ever seen (and that’s fine!).

One other awesome thing about thongs is the fact that they tend to creep up above the edge of your pants. Or you know, they are shown there on purpose. And on top of that, you don’t necessarily have to take them off during sex, either!

.bras

Bras make your boobs look better. That’s what they’re for. Even the non push up ones lift them ever so slightly so they look bigger and more firm. And that’s a win for everybody. They also make sure your nipples or the contours of your boobs don’t show when wearing a tight or even see-through top, and they make sure you can change tops (if for some reason you have to) without anyone getting a good and easy peek at your bare chest area.

But bras can also be really sexy, especially when in the act of taking them off. They’re both super handy and super sexy. Two birds, one stone!

.sexy lingerie

Now this one doesn’t serve much purpose other than seducing someone into banging your brains out (fine, maybe teasing them). I got a few, ones that I barely ever use, but when I do, tings always get steamy. Like with garters, which are perfect for when you’re in a sexy picture sending mood. Or stockings, that make your legs look wickedly long and kinda make you feel like you’re somehow tied up a little. And, of course, crotchless panties, that don’t require being taken off or even pushed to the side when getting it.

.fabric

As for the fabric, it all depends on the kind of underwear. It’s totally okay for boyshorts or regular panties to be made out of cotton. For hipsters, I prefer the thinnest silk, so I barely even feel I got them on. They can be lacy as well, and the same goes for thongs.

The good thong thing about cotton is that it’s cheap and easy to wash, but it’s not very sexy. Lace will break down quickly, but it’s hot to look at, especially when it’s slightly see-through. And as for silk… try rubbing yourself through some brand-new silk underwear, and you’ll understand why I love my hipster collection so damn much.

.no panties

I recently blogged about this, and I’m stlil sticking with it. No panties are the best panties. But one can’t simply go around without underwear on all the time, so it’s a good idea to have some back-up ideas. But commando is still the ideal way to go!

.when to use what

So when do you use which kind? Here’s the ultimate list:

• boyshorts on hungover Sunday mornings
• hipsters on every other kind of Sunday mornings, and the entire Sunday
• panties when you’re boring
• thongs when there’s a chance you’ll get laid and/or seen naked and/or you’re just feeling super horny
• bras all the time, except during sex, showering, and sleeping
• sexy lingerie when you’re gonna get the D
• no panties whenever possible, as long as you don’t think you’re going to have to explain why you’re not wearing panties

.your fave?

Got any fave kinds of underwear? Hit the comments!