d*ckp*cs <3

I have received a LOT of naughty pics over the years. Sometimes ‘cuz I sent one first, sometimes totally unsollicited, I’ll get into that on more detail later. BUT. I still have every single one of them. And they’re definitely not going to waste. 

I have a huge collection of umm… let’s just call them what they are: dickpics. I still remember getting my first, I wasn’t nearly as open-minded as I am now and I was shocked that anyone would just send a photo of their private parts without asking if I wanted to see them.

But later, I started to appreciate them. Well, most of them. There’s two kinds of dickpics: the artsy ones and the “hey look i have a boner wanna sit on it?” ones. The artsy ones are almost always good, the others are kinda hit-or-miss, depending on shape, size, angle, extras, and my overall mood.

(but since my overall mood is pretty much always “bananas” these days and I have pretty low standards on size and shape, most of them are gooooood)

what about my collection

My collection, yesh. Like I said, it’s huge. Hundreds of photos, all different but all with one thing in common: they show the mighty male monster. Some are soft, some are hard, hiding in the bushes or out in the open, being stroked or being left alone, clean pre-climax or extremely messy post-explosion.

A few of my faves: a soccer team group photo, a “dammit i just shot all over my own t-shirt”, bisexual sword-fighters, see-through underwear, a few GIGANTIC ones, one by a former teacher and one by a pretty famous celebrity.

what do i do with it?

What do you mean, what do I do with it? I drool all over it. I watch them when I want to get in the mood, I watch them when I want to get off. Every single dickpic that I have ever gotten has been in my mouth of between my legs multiple times (in my imagination, obviously).

I have dickpics orgasms a few times a month. I really like fantasizing about what they could do to me if they were real. Even if I know for sure I will never touch them, it’s still nice to pretend.

new stuff

I’m almost always on the lookout for new stuff to add to my collection. So this post is not just a confession, it’s also an invitation. No matter when you read this, know that every dirty selfie sent to noelleblogt@gmail.com will be seen, saved, and used for purposes of pleasure.

What are you waiting for? 😉

 

Disclaimer: I won’t ever use them for anything else without asking first. Promise 🙂