When the flu hits

I got the flu. It started yesterday, leading to the worst night I’ve had in a loooong time (I’ll spare you the dirty details on this one). But as much as being ill sucks, it has one huge advantage: I got a full day, and maybe even two, of a LOT of fun ahead of me.

I’m going to spend pretty much the entire day in bed, apart from the occasional bathroom break and a few walks to the coffee machine. I already did a quick cigarette run, wearing the same clothes I had been wearing at night. I put on some pants, of course, but I couldn’t get myself to wear a bra, and my sleeping top doesn’t conceal my boobs all that much. Lucky boy at the store.

And now I’m back, without pants once more. It’s going to be at least twelve hours before I’ll be asleep again, and I’m planning on spending every one of ’em working up to one crazy orgasm. I got all my toys within reach, a few other pairs of panties for when I feel like wearing them, and an incognito browser window with all my fave go-to websites ready.

This is what I usually do when I’m not feeling to well. I can’t go out, I can’t work out, and Netflix gets boring after a few hours… so I gotta do something else. And that something else is play. All day. Work up the mood until every little touch could end up in me slamming my legs together moaning.

Having the flu makes me lazy, it makes me easily annoyed with everything, but above all, it makes me crazy horny. I already know I’m going to do some very naughty stuff. Watch the dirtiest porn I could ever imagine. Fck myself with all my toys, probably a few at the same time. I’ll be naked a lot, ready for people across the street to do a double take and stare at me. One particularly scary thing I’m going to do is send a couple of nude pictures to my BFF – a lesbian girl I called Jackie in a previous post – because I promised her last Saturday night. When I do, it’s not going to be long before you all can read a post about how I slept with her, too, I’m sure.

But before all that, I’m going to build things up. Watch some gifs of big porny dicks being pulled out of cum-filled lady parts. Watch videos of girls teasing cute boys. Try to draw some sexy scenes made up in my mind. Maybe even write anoher blog post later on, when I’m even hornier than I am right now. Which is inevitably gonna happen, don’t you worry about that.

So. When you’re reading this, I’m prooooooobably rubbing toys against my panties. Or inside my panties. Or inside my pussy. Or inside my butt. Or all at the same time. But one thing is certain: I won’t cum until there’s absolutely no way I can hold back a second longer. Unless, you know, I screw up the teasing part and ruin it all :p